So I bought a ticket on a slow boat around Lake Muskegon; a brunch will be served. At the channel, all the clergy aboard will stand at the bow and bless any ships that line up. It's a lovely celebration I witnessed in Norfolk that day I arrived, where scores lined up for a spray of holy water from a sprig of cedar. Since the Hampton Roads is a birth place of ships, especially for the American navy, blessings are taken seriously. I feel lucky that this ship, the Port City Princess, moors in my front yard. Okay, Heritage Landing is in my front yard too. Okay, I lay claim to all I see from my home like a delusional King Lear. The ship you see to the right is a capable ship; however, once it leaves the mooring at the Mart Dock, it can not return, banished by the City of Muskegon. Great, all we need in the Port of Muskegon is one more ship that doesn't travel anywhere! I have often thought that a wonderful person should come on this journey, either the mayor or a beautiful woman, and toss a ring of gold into the water where Lake Muskegon and Lake Michigan meet, celebrating our marriage to the sea. Just like Venice. And I forgot my coat.
One wag quipped that Chaplain Finn, attached to the US Navy, should bless the rainstorm drizzling a light mist and reach all the boats simultaneously and in an omnipresent fashion.
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