@SQLPass, I understand in month of October, Microsoft supports a sp_BOO command. Tells you name of ghost in the machine.

I'm here all week.

 

My favorite SQL Command is soundex. It tells me the soundex value of my name, which can be used to query for names spelled like it.

 

SELECT

SOUNDEX('Wilbo') AS [Soundex]

soundex

-------

W410

(

1 row(s) affected)

 

My second favorite SQL Command is sounder. It tells one the name of ones dog.

 

Select sounder('Wilbo') AS MyDogName

MyDogName

-------

Suka

.

(1 row(s) affected)

A child and his dog is a beautiful thing:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sounder

SQL Pass has lots of class:

http://www.sqlpass.org/