Christopher Drake, Christopher Drake, How many songs does it take To put an the end to forest fire?

Christopher Drake, Christopher Drake,
How many songs does it take
To put an the end to forest fire?
Drake will sing them with real desire.
He's quite less furry than Smokey the Bear,
Yet he absolutely shares Smokey's cares.

Christopher Drake, Christopher Drake,
TEDx scholar, regular mate.
Let's brew him a batch of Fireman's Ale!
For charitable cause, put it on sale.
He's quite handsome: put him on the label.
We'll advertise online, we'll market on cable.

Christopher Drake, Christopher Drake,
Fall has arrived with his birthday cake.
We shall throw him an Oktoberfest
Not a civil servant will be left at their desk!
We'll invite all plus Smokey to a tent in the Oaks,
Chris singing inside and telling jokes.

 — feeling happy at Muskegon Fire Central Station.