The pinnacle of the evening arrived with a booty shaking contest. The DJ drew a pack of female contestants with a twenty dollar gift certificate. As she said, "Think of all the booze you can buy with twenty dollars?" The DJ played one minute of a booty shaking song and then switched. On the switch, two managers bearing flashlights kicked a contestant of stage. I must say I agreed with the pair's choice of second and first place. I saw third place out front, smoking and crying. This is a serious competition, repeated weekly in Ionia at Skoogy's, which is also a ten lane bowling alley. The DJ is new but really speaks in an authoritative female voice: "The first place booty shaker cannot compete next week to give new talent a chance!"
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